War on the public option

Ironically, as knuckleheads better suited to an avocation of talk-radio callers than legislators twiddle their thumbs and whittle at every viable possibility for public healthcare… my dearest friend is facing an expensive surgery with no insurance.

My son let his wisdom teeth go so long untended they led to other painful, expensive problems. And while I cross my fingers and my beloveds brainstorm, fret and procrastinate about how to solve their physical-financial dilemmas… it makes me think.

It makes me think of the friends I’ve lost, including those who had insurance which simply refused to pay… like the poet Martha Cortout.

She was too fat her insurance co. decided to qualify for the life-saving surgery.

Martha, my beloved wordsmith, my friend. The world is smaller without you.

Fascism for the uninsured

Gay and Jewish, (D) Rep. Barney Frank responds to a young idiot at a Town Hall meeting who compares Obama to Hitler by “reverting to his ethnic roots”. I assume this means he stopped for a moment to channel his Jewish Grandmother because his gay roots would have been much swishy-er and involved a retort much more personal than asking “What planet do you live on?” And then saying that arguing with her was as useful as arguing with furniture. Oh, SNAP! The biatch is implied.

You go, Congressman Girlfriend!

Naughty Karaoke Returns on Monday

Naughty as you wanna be! Monday! Sing it.

(Note to self: Isn’t this a sexy poster?)

(Note to not-selfs: here are the event details.)

The beta test of “Naughty Karaoke” was so much fun that Darklady’s going to fire up the microphones and video screen once again – this time with an actual book of song options!

“Naughty Karaoke” is your chance to feed your musical soul with 5,000+ of your favorite karaoke songs in a pansexual friendly, clothing-optional environment complete with a fully stocked bar, scantily clad bartenders, a kitchen eager to satisfy your physical hunger, and a crowd of surprisingly talented and pervy friends.

Monday, August 24
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
$5 Entry
Ages 21 +
RSVP Strongly Preferred

Rumpspankers
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

Bring a pet or human care donation for Esther’s Pantry to earn raffle tickets for valuable prizes from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys. Buy more tickets to earn more chances!

UPCOMING EVENTS:
September 2: “Porn & Pong” Meet & Greet w/author Damon Brown, hentai & pansexual gaming!

September 5: Darklady’s “Back to Reform School” Summer Party

September 19: The Return of “Pirates” Dinner & Porn Social Night

September 28: “Forbidden Fantasies” Erotic Open Mic

– Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Baby’s first pics




Make a Smilebox greeting

ABCs of… what else? Me!

In trying to put together promotional material for a music/artist collective I joined (and also take advantage of Associated Content’s big push for Music and/or Pet Content in July) I developed the following playful interview.

Since so few of the musicians have yet to respond, I got bored and interviewed myself.

The ABC’s of Spoken Word Artist: G.L. Morrison @ http://aclnk.com/ar1862667

10 Reasons Wolverine is the SeXiest X-man

 

10 Reasons Wolverine is the SeXiest X-man (or Why My Lakota Name is Dances with Wolverines)

 

Some things we know without explaining how we know it. Things like water is wet, ice is cold and Wolverine is the seXiest man of the X-men. However, for those who must belabor the self-evident, here is a small list of reasons why Wolverine dominates the seXy chart.

 

 

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1730230/10_reasons_wolverine_is_the_sexiest.html

Amazon: Still failing after all these days

You can read my whole
#Amazonfail article as I followed relevant blogs and watched the debacle unfold in the twitterverse on Easter Sunday.

I ended the day with an
#Amazonfail Sestina (Invisible Lavender Ink)

I’d like to say that’s all she wrote. But since then I’ve exhausted myself commenting on mindless recaps which rely more on the non-apologetic “ham-fisted” apology than research. It’s so tired playing the “Yes, you are”  ”No I’m not”  game with homophobes.

Any mention of queer marginalization brings out the inner rush limbaugh in so many. Backlash is just another word for nothing left to lose.

Thus ends today’s sing-a-long blog. Sorry I couldn’t get Neil Patrick Harris.